Google Chat with a Ten-Year-Old

me: Hey Dani

Daniel: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

me: whoah
tell me a joke...

Daniel: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

me: Okay, now you are just showing off!

Daniel: booooooooooooooooooooooo

me: :)

Daniel: booooooooooooooo
boooooooooooooooooo
booooooooooooooooooooo

me: who

Daniel: booooooooooooooooo

me: ?who?

get it?

bo who?
stop crying?
stop crying!

Daniel: lame+old

me: OUCH!

Daniel: what?

me: calling me LAME and OLD

Daniel: the joke is LAME and OLD

me: Oh, right.

Daniel: jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

me: :)

Daniel: ;)

me: Did you invite Jon over yet?

Daniel: no
john

me: what are you doing this weekend?

sorry JoHn

Daniel: chases birth­day...... science pro­ject........ same old same old

me: Is Chase in your class?

Daniel: chase's
no he left
went to amenia

me: then how are you going to his party?
I am confused

Daniel: his mom or dad is taking me

me: to Armenia?
Isn't that in Europe?

Daniel: Amenia, no

me: Is it in NY?

Daniel: it's in Dutchess county

me: Sweet
What did you get him?

Daniel: ds game

me: good deal.

Daniel: mo­mo­mo­mo­mo­mo­mo­mo­mo­mo­mo­mo­mo­mo­mo­momo

me: will you play football again? at the party, I mean.

Daniel: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
i don't know

me: okay. I am off to take a shower.
I just got back from the gym

And now I have to go to a writing class
I don

Daniel: ts

me: I don't want to be sticky in the class.

Daniel: forgot the e

me: I AM THE STINKIEST right now

Daniel: huh?

me: tse?

Daniel: hahahahahahahahahahaha
u forgot the e

me: okay....spelling po­lice...whatever!

Daniel: ts as in the noise

me: what? I don't get iti!

Daniel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

me: like you are shaking your finger at me for being a bad girl?

Daniel: SPELLING POLICE. WATCH OUT­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO

me: danger beware all bad speller­s....*WE ARE AFTER U*

Daniel: ?!@#$%!?@# CAPS LOCK­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no bold?!?!?!

me: I think spelling is over­rated. I mean...who cares?

Daniel: yeh

me: I know, I just caps lock and it totally didn't work with the bold

Daniel: mine did

me: show off

Daniel: AD
@!?@#$%!&!@#$ CAPS LOCK

me: crazy

Daniel: UHUH

me: ALD­FJDLKJSLFJD­SKL
HA HA

Daniel: see it works!

me: cool

Daniel: @!#$^#!$#@$$@$%@@!%!$@$^@

me: awesome awesome awesome are you.

Daniel: ye­h............. right

me: Ser­i­ously, dude, I STINK
must go shower

Daniel: :{

me: must be clean

Daniel: :}
;(

me: must be the CLEAN­EST in the world!!!!!

Daniel: :(
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

me: what are U doing?
finished with homework, etc.

Daniel: faces
yep

me: I heared that is supposed to be really warm this week­end...

Daniel: yep

me: maybe 60 degrees

Daniel: wwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww

me: now that is ....truly......AWE­SOME

Watch me:
I
am
about
to
sign
off
and
take
a
shower

Daniel: noway

me: yesway

Daniel: crud

me: crudway

Daniel: huh

?

me: Why? Do you have something to tell me?

Why should I stay?
Give me a reas­on....

Daniel: u
dont
need
shower
@@

me: You don't smell mle

Daniel: _

me: Ser­i­ouisly, I STINK reall nasty

Daniel: @@
-
@@

me: I am saying goodbye now.......

Daniel: -

me: bye
bye
bye
bey
bey
bye
bye
bye
bye

Daniel: heheheheh­heheh­h
bey

me: BYE

Daniel: u stiill on?

me: szia
etc.
bye
bye
bye
No I am not
I am not here
I am in the shower
I am washing my hair now

Daniel: NO SPELLING PO­LICE!!!!!!!

me: The water is too hot!

Daniel: UHHUH
HOW ARE U TYPING

me: It is hard to reach the comptuer from the shower­.....but I can do it!

Daniel: UHHUH
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
me: STOP SHOUTING

Daniel: IS URE LYING GRADE

me: What?
Janet is scratch­ing her head in confusion

Daniel: 0 IS URE LYING GRADE
NICE

me: Oh.....very, very very very FUNNY
(really that was funny!)

Daniel: 100 IS URE WRITING GRADE

me: :)

Daniel: UHHUH

me: Wait, who is the teacher?
I am supposed to give grades.....

Daniel: UH­H­H­H­H­H­H­H­HH U
YE­H............................

me: Dude
I
am
outa
here
Catch you
LATER

Daniel: NO URE NOT

me: ACK!
Daniel did not receive your chat.
Daniel did not receive your chat.

Daniel: ure still on?

me: LEAVE ME ALONE
just kidding

Daniel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

me: I was rereading our chat

Daniel: UHHUH

me: we are two funny people...

Daniel: WHERE IS TATA

me: Cali­for­nia

He will be back tomorrow am

Daniel: UHHUH

me: k
bye

Daniel: KK

me: bye

Daniel: UHHUH
UHHUH
UHHUH
UHHUH
UHHUH
UHHUH
UHHUH
UHHUH
UHHUH
UHHUH
UHHUH
UHHUH

me: Ack
Argh
uch

Daniel: Ar­ghAr­ghAr­ghAr­ghAr­ghAr­gh
Argh
Argh
Argh
Argh
Argh
Argh
Argh
Argh

me: :0

Daniel: ACK
ACK
ACK
ACK
ACK
ACK
ACK
ACK
ACK

me: splat

Daniel: GO OUT ON 1
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